Im a consumer!

I want to buy things... so many things.
The problem I face is the money, for some reason I walk into a shop and I immediately fall in 'love' with the most expensive item in there. I can't help it.
I've been looking for an incredibly wealthy benefactor that expects nothing in return but my incredible friendship and perhaps some arts & crafts presents. I don't think there are any and, if there are I'm moving in the wrong fucking circles.